Saturday, 12 November 2011

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #203


WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
He or she should know the difference between Shiites and Shinola...and Sunnis, too.

Whether it's true or not, he or she should not brag about taking their child into a sniper zone.

He or she should avoid religious leaders who wear dashikis.

He or she should be forgiving when it comes to adultery.

He or she's favorite movie should not be The Manchurian Candidate.

If he or she dumped their first spouse for a rich broad who owns a liquor company, they should promote this aspect of their resume. They're my kind of guy... or gal.

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